Perverts in Windows and Butts in Stands

[massiveheadwoundharry]

All these people lurking around reading these threads but not participating is kinda creeping me out. It's like the pervert who watches the gangbang through the window and tugs it but doesn't have the balls to knock on the door and join in. Come on in you perverts.

With that out of the way, what's the thoughts on this new start time impacting attendance and beer sales? And do we expect any impact from every Nanaimo team playing in the NIC this summer?

[ashy larry]

I don't know what the impact will be for beer sales at the games, but the bar owners of Nanaimo are taking the 2 extra hours that the sr B's are out drinking on Saturday nights straight to the bank. Probably good that they're saving the money, because at some point, things will almost certianly get broken and need replacing.

[Toshiba Kawasaki]

Toshiba must agree with Ashy Larry. Little Tokyo ( AKA "The Red Zone" ) report sake sales are up 100% while karaoke renditions of Supertramps "Goodbye Stranger" apparently have people tapping thier legs and humming in a siezure like fits.

In other news, Toshiba see's that two mainland teams are adding to thier gangbang of lacrosse players with John Holmes like talent.

Ladner has stocked up with legit NLL and WLA talent, while TriCities off season sigings have them looking like the New York Yankee's of the WCSLA. So you ask.....who's coattails will the Nanaimo DBL Timbermen ride to the Presidents Cup..........two words,

BRAD LYTLE!!!!

You heard it here first Tokyo-ites, I'm already puckering up for a taste of the cup!

[ashy larry]

Finally, some scoring talent from a lefty. Lytle will contribute not only with scoring, but plenty of PIMs from headbutting the crap out of guys hands. He will also help off the floor with getting Walters' hard to reach areas when he's lathering up after the game. Lacrosse superstar, towel boy, baby-maker....a man of many talents.

[massiveheadwoundharry]

I can hear the "HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK" now!